the list

things about me a list i made for some other time but had so much fun that i went on and on about it so here is a list of things that people who know me know and the ones who dont will.

1) i was born. not found.

2) i dream. a lot. a looot.

3) i wish to die soon, but with no intentions of killing myself.

4) i love things more than people.

5) i have a secret wish to suffer from a really rare disease.

6) i can go without food for 5 days. but haven't gone without a computer since 1996.

7) i need people around me. and i hate that.

8) i know my sister is a better person than me.

9) i love escalators. when i build my own house, thats the first thing that i put in it.

10) i need the movies. i cant live without them.

11) i am a comic book fan.

12) i am like superman. i need the sun. i am like batman. i live in the dark. i am like both. i try to hide my true nature. i am like neither; my underpants are on the inside. generally.

13) i suffer from a perpetual identity flux.

14) i think an exclamation mark is the most amazing symbol ever invented. i wish i had had something to do with it.

15) i am a closet realist narcissist. i know the world revolves around me. i just dont boast about it.

16) sweet is my favorite taste. i can have deserts for all three meals. a wise man once said. life is uncertain.. eat desert first. i live by that rule.

17) i have the answer to all problems in the world. i just dont have all the questions.

18) my left foot is a size and more bigger than my right foot.

18)i hate shoes. i love buying them.

20) i have to pack my things thrice over when i go travelling. i am a packing perfectionist. i can fit the world in a suitcase given the right time and conditions.

21) i always over prepare for trips, but forget one important thing, always.

22) i am bad with money. and everything else that needs to be saved.

23) i see awkward questions and have an urge to ask them. how ever inappropriate, i just have to.

24) i hate people that love the news. if you think it makes you smart to know, sucks to be you!

25) i am the most uninformed person i know. but i am a trivia buff.

26) i am orderophoebic. i am afraid of ordering food at restaurants. i get nervous while deciding what to order because i think that that will be the one dish in the whole menu that the chef will screw up and i would never step into that place again. i always ask someone else to order for me. that way, if its bad, its their fault.

27) i have to have the largest tub of soft drink at the movies. how ever large. (1.5L was the largest at last count. thank you sonycenter berlin.)

28) i swear. a lot.

29) i am a chocolate addict.

30) i am a coke addict. but regular coke. i am leading a campaign against diet coke. i think principally nothing that is sweet has a right to be sugar free. plastic sweetners are just rude!

31) i have a speech ready for both the oscars and the nobel prize. i have been working on these for the last 25 years.

32) i like children. just dont like what they grow into.

33) i am at peace in filth. cleanliness is next to sickness.

34) i believe in lucky underwear.

35) i am chromophoebic. i am afraid of wearing colors.

36) i am a reluctant freeloader. i want everything for free. but i feel guilty for it afterwards.

37) i am the laziest person alive.

38) i love postit notes. all sizes and shapes.

39) deadpool is my favorite superhero.

40) i love making these lists.

41) pheew! i am done