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i quit!
i think i did it for quiet a while. 2 months almost. the new years resolution of writing 2 posts a week has been quiet a formidable task, and sadly must come to an end. not because i dont have things to say, and not because i have suddenly started having better things to do, just because the task keeps getting more and more difficult by the week, and i see myself as more of a micro-blogger than a macro one. i am good with the one liners. less is more is more of my way. the things i have to say can be said in 140 characters of less. i dont need to ramble on for more than than generally. and even in those 140 char, i can more often than not not make any sense. so keeping all that in mind, and the fact that my scruples, and conscience, allow for me to quit an endeavor guiltlessly, i have now decided to stop blogging twice a week and shall blog as and when i see fit. after all it is my rule to break the rules i make. and i shall abide by it for as long as it is convenient.
BAZINGA!!!
this is todays post. i dont plan on quitting yet. may be next week. for this week i got my 2 posts. both written on a sunday. both written from the phone. and both amazingly meaningless and dry. as much as the universe is crying for me to stop, i shall go on. i shall be seen week after week for as long as i can, rambling, crying, bickering and ranting about mundane things that i do, and the oddities that i have. so until next week, which is already here, adios amigo(a)s! we shall meet again.
(evil laughter fades into black with end credits.)
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Showing posts with label self centered. Show all posts
things about me a list i made for some other time but had so much fun that i went on and on about it so here is a list of things that people who know me know and the ones who dont will.
1) i was born. not found.
2) i dream. a lot. a looot.
3) i wish to die soon, but with no intentions of killing myself.
4) i love things more than people.
5) i have a secret wish to suffer from a really rare disease.
6) i can go without food for 5 days. but haven't gone without a computer since 1996.
7) i need people around me. and i hate that.
8) i know my sister is a better person than me.
9) i love escalators. when i build my own house, thats the first thing that i put in it.
10) i need the movies. i cant live without them.
11) i am a comic book fan.
12) i am like superman. i need the sun. i am like batman. i live in the dark. i am like both. i try to hide my true nature. i am like neither; my underpants are on the inside. generally.
13) i suffer from a perpetual identity flux.
14) i think an exclamation mark is the most amazing symbol ever invented. i wish i had had something to do with it.
15) i am a closet realist narcissist. i know the world revolves around me. i just dont boast about it.
16) sweet is my favorite taste. i can have deserts for all three meals. a wise man once said. life is uncertain.. eat desert first. i live by that rule.
17) i have the answer to all problems in the world. i just dont have all the questions.
18) my left foot is a size and more bigger than my right foot.
18)i hate shoes. i love buying them.
20) i have to pack my things thrice over when i go travelling. i am a packing perfectionist. i can fit the world in a suitcase given the right time and conditions.
21) i always over prepare for trips, but forget one important thing, always.
22) i am bad with money. and everything else that needs to be saved.
23) i see awkward questions and have an urge to ask them. how ever inappropriate, i just have to.
24) i hate people that love the news. if you think it makes you smart to know, sucks to be you!
25) i am the most uninformed person i know. but i am a trivia buff.
26) i am orderophoebic. i am afraid of ordering food at restaurants. i get nervous while deciding what to order because i think that that will be the one dish in the whole menu that the chef will screw up and i would never step into that place again. i always ask someone else to order for me. that way, if its bad, its their fault.
27) i have to have the largest tub of soft drink at the movies. how ever large. (1.5L was the largest at last count. thank you sonycenter berlin.)
28) i swear. a lot.
29) i am a chocolate addict.
30) i am a coke addict. but regular coke. i am leading a campaign against diet coke. i think principally nothing that is sweet has a right to be sugar free. plastic sweetners are just rude!
31) i have a speech ready for both the oscars and the nobel prize. i have been working on these for the last 25 years.
32) i like children. just dont like what they grow into.
33) i am at peace in filth. cleanliness is next to sickness.
34) i believe in lucky underwear.
35) i am chromophoebic. i am afraid of wearing colors.
36) i am a reluctant freeloader. i want everything for free. but i feel guilty for it afterwards.
37) i am the laziest person alive.
38) i love postit notes. all sizes and shapes.
39) deadpool is my favorite superhero.
40) i love making these lists.
41) pheew! i am done
1) i was born. not found.
2) i dream. a lot. a looot.
3) i wish to die soon, but with no intentions of killing myself.
4) i love things more than people.
5) i have a secret wish to suffer from a really rare disease.
6) i can go without food for 5 days. but haven't gone without a computer since 1996.
7) i need people around me. and i hate that.
8) i know my sister is a better person than me.
9) i love escalators. when i build my own house, thats the first thing that i put in it.
10) i need the movies. i cant live without them.
11) i am a comic book fan.
12) i am like superman. i need the sun. i am like batman. i live in the dark. i am like both. i try to hide my true nature. i am like neither; my underpants are on the inside. generally.
13) i suffer from a perpetual identity flux.
14) i think an exclamation mark is the most amazing symbol ever invented. i wish i had had something to do with it.
15) i am a closet realist narcissist. i know the world revolves around me. i just dont boast about it.
16) sweet is my favorite taste. i can have deserts for all three meals. a wise man once said. life is uncertain.. eat desert first. i live by that rule.
17) i have the answer to all problems in the world. i just dont have all the questions.
18) my left foot is a size and more bigger than my right foot.
18)i hate shoes. i love buying them.
20) i have to pack my things thrice over when i go travelling. i am a packing perfectionist. i can fit the world in a suitcase given the right time and conditions.
21) i always over prepare for trips, but forget one important thing, always.
22) i am bad with money. and everything else that needs to be saved.
23) i see awkward questions and have an urge to ask them. how ever inappropriate, i just have to.
24) i hate people that love the news. if you think it makes you smart to know, sucks to be you!
25) i am the most uninformed person i know. but i am a trivia buff.
26) i am orderophoebic. i am afraid of ordering food at restaurants. i get nervous while deciding what to order because i think that that will be the one dish in the whole menu that the chef will screw up and i would never step into that place again. i always ask someone else to order for me. that way, if its bad, its their fault.
27) i have to have the largest tub of soft drink at the movies. how ever large. (1.5L was the largest at last count. thank you sonycenter berlin.)
28) i swear. a lot.
29) i am a chocolate addict.
30) i am a coke addict. but regular coke. i am leading a campaign against diet coke. i think principally nothing that is sweet has a right to be sugar free. plastic sweetners are just rude!
31) i have a speech ready for both the oscars and the nobel prize. i have been working on these for the last 25 years.
32) i like children. just dont like what they grow into.
33) i am at peace in filth. cleanliness is next to sickness.
34) i believe in lucky underwear.
35) i am chromophoebic. i am afraid of wearing colors.
36) i am a reluctant freeloader. i want everything for free. but i feel guilty for it afterwards.
37) i am the laziest person alive.
38) i love postit notes. all sizes and shapes.
39) deadpool is my favorite superhero.
40) i love making these lists.
41) pheew! i am done
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